Dave’s Ramblings

Passed along from a friend… I think the title sums it up pretty well.

Enough Said.

Makes you wonder why those stupid kids at Best Buy and the like are always pushing, You want the extended warranty on that?

If I found one of our dogs taking a whiz on my laptop I seriously doubt I’d have gone running for the camera…. Then again I pass on the warranties too….

A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,…. “Rest in Peace.”

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied, “Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,… ‘Congratulations on your new location!’”

Martha Stewart is scheduled to visit GITMO, on the weekend of 29-31 July. The courts have given there approval to her departure from the country as she will be under US escort. Apparently the detention facility is in need of some remodeling, refurbishing, a complete ‘Martha Makeover’. She’s got the experience from both sides of the bars to make this work.

Now if the ACLU will stop their efforts to thwart this visit we might really get some needed answers from those being detained. If the current torture techniques being employed were not enough, this latest ploy will surely bring about a wealth of never heard before information.

Source: completely from my twisted little mind.

I get a tickle out of these silly little quizzes…

You scored as Disappear.

Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from.

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