Funnies16 May 2005 09:20 am
Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid term.
The last question was “Name seven advantages of mothers milk” worth 70 points or none at all. One student, who had also partied the night before, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He finally wrote:
1. It is a perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always available as needed.
4. It is always at the right temperature.
5. It is inexpensive.
6. It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa.
And then, the student was stuck! Finally, just before the bell (indicating the end of the test) rang, he wrote . . .
7. It comes in such cute containers.
He got an “A”.
May 16th, 2005 at 10:28 am
oh dear! lol
I had not heard that one before…
May 17th, 2005 at 10:39 am
Classic stuff. I took a college class that asked essentially that same question, but the teacher was a militant feminist and I dared not answer anything with any flippancy. I regret not giving this same answer.